Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the unlucky guys who had to go around and shoot the sheep, check out happenings in the helicopter, and other assorted odd jobs"

• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Helping people cheat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• Guys who wear skirts
• go out on a limb
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• odd job
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• go out
• The Other Guy
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• The Spirit had other plans
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Check out my skinny thighs!
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The Who Sell Out
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• It's been odd out in the world
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who carp about their jobs
• check it out of the library
• Go out to the country
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• To go out on the pull
• When all the stars go out at night
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Who Checks the Current
• funny fat guy who dies
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• The other people who hate war
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• We who are here are still here, inviting others
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• The boy who cried censorship
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Check it out
• answer: where did the other square go?
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• Streetlights go out
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Watching the stars go out
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• You go wait out in the truck
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• Don't go out without a coat
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs
• go around
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The day I found out I was a guy
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The other guy's tao
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Jobs I've Had
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• let go of what you think other people think
• fuck around and find out
• Odd Girl Out
• we can all just be around other people
• Who needs a day job?
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I walk around when I'm high
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets

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