Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Two Can Play That Game
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Why we have two ears
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• The most useful items
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• on a clear disk, you can seek forever
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Two virgins about to have sex
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Can I have a light?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• No one can be in two places at once
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The Most Good You Can Do
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• Probably the most useful phone number in England
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• I could have been one of a two
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Something I Can Never Have
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Useful man
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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