Findings:
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- King George he had a Date
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He just left his body
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
- he is too shy to write his tale
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- Large enough I had to count it in stones
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He weaves his words
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- He made a way to his anger
- Pointlessness had become his answer
- he had a dream
- He had something to say. He said it.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- I had pleasant times as well
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Jobs I've Had
- if I had my druthers
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- I had a really good time tonight
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Had Gadya
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Questions I have had today
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- I had cool friends in high school
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- We had silent conversations
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- The seizure I had last night
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- We have had enough of your beige
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- What the Wizard had to say.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- a leg had bared itself
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- Allah Had No Son
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- You Had It Coming
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- These are your eyes. The stones through which you view the world. Its lens changing as it turns.
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- We had a record label
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- Best smoke I've ever had
- When I was young Time had no wings
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- The best I never had
- The Fun They Had
- I had a brother, once
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
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