Findings:
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- Animals which resemble their owners
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Know your pets
- Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
- My hands have lost their memory
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- so expendable in their memory
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- institutions have lives of their own
- Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
- So we drank their blood...
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- A reason to drink
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks
- i've worked very hard to become so
- I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Dogs and cats used to have jobs
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- You'd think a cookie killed his dog
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- We have become superfluous
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- a small brown dog (user)
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Dogs that have owned me
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- They did so because they believed they could.
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I have become furniture in your life
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Dog breed categories
- spoiled brat
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- Keep the mutation small, and give it a chance to become effectively contagious.
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- my religion doesn't have a name
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- house training a dog if you're blind
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- pwning an owner of a dangerous dog
- What to do if a small dog attacks you
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I used to have so many dreams
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- because I am only half of what you need
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- because I have given up any care
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I have become redundant
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- Are we then to become Cannibals for that reason?
- I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Dog breeds
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- She doesn't need me anymore
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Basics of training dogs and horses
- She doesn't need you, she wants you.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Truth doesn't need to shout
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