Findings:

• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The next life will be better
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will be your young sinner
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Marks which will never be broken
• The revolution will not be televised
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I will always be weird inside
• There will be time
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The Revolution will be televised
• I will always be in the details
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There Will Be Blood
• This love will be your downfall.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Boys will be boys
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The end will be a sellout
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will never be another you
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Someday, I will be strong
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be light
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• It will be good when I am leader
• It will never be just you
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• You never think it will be the ducks
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I cease to be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Will I be given that chance?
• Who Will Be There
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• node that will be my legacy
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If it be your will
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will be in my trailer!
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• all the cute guys will be there
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• there will be a last
• Everything will be alright
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• They will not be named!
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Even the dead will not be safe

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