Findings:

• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• The Day The Earth Caught Fire
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• pizza in the oven
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• My friend's car caught on fire
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• /but what was the question?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was afraid of getting caught
• the lake was on fire that summer
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• pizza oven
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• butt bongos
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• the butt of the joke
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Why is it wrong to exhume a body, but not a soul?
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• sex sells, but obsession sells better
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• It's going to be fine
• Fine feathered friend
• Master of Fine Arts
• The Fire Sermon
• Boy Sets Fire
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Chicago Fire
• The Windscale Fire
• Fire in the Hills
• rum on fire
• Reign of Fire
• Robbie the Reindeer in Hooves of Fire
• fire season
• From the Earth to the Moon: 26: Fire!
• Fire burns and we all fall down
• Triangle of Fire
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• fire season ending event
• GK money spits hot fire
• that's okay, it's just fire
• Convection oven
• Tommy's House of Pizza
• pizza peel
• chili pizza
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Na of Wa
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Even the moon was wrong
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Before Time Was
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The night was alive, and so was I
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was once young and had a home
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• This node was made for you and me
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• I Was Meant for the Stage
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• God was a Lost Guest
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• the egg was alive before the sperm hit it
• I love you but I have to let you go
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• not equals, but similar
• Not with a bang but a whimper
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• All gods but your own
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• But she heard it
• The only crime is getting caught
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
• for now, I like it fine
• Fine Structure
• Quest for Fire
• Sleep Now in the Fire
• Fight fire with fire ants
• Fire on the Mountain
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Grace under fire
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• fire algae
• Fire Salamander
• select fire
• fire owl (user)
• I dreamed of fire. I dreamed of floods.
• fire puja
• Baby quick, my hair is on fire
• The Fires of San Francisco, April, 1906
• easy-bake oven

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