Findings:

• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The Day The Earth Caught Fire
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• pizza in the oven
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• My friend's car caught on fire
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was afraid of getting caught
• the lake was on fire that summer
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• pizza oven
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• /but what was the question?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I was a nice guy once
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Running a BBS
• Duvall, Washington
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• I Thought I Was A Child
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Renee was a princess
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• butts ARE litter
• It was the right thing to do.
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Some time when I was a teenager
• General Butt Naked
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman?
• Damn everything but the circus!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Naked but for Innocence
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• dal segno al fine
• Academy of Fine Art
• Double Fine
• The Attack by Fire
• putting out fires
• A Fire Upon the Deep
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Hoboken Fire
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Fire in The Head
• The Fire Tower
• The Fire Danger Today: Extreme
• NYC Fire Department Codes
• The fire of God in his eyes
• fire bringer
• Jamaica Hell Fire
• You can never really escape the fire
• Fire Control Solution
• Setting yourself on fire for fun and profit
• without having to set anything on fire
• Dutch Oven Pork Roast
• Pizza Sucks.™
• pizza beer
• Dano's Pizza Restaurant & Bar
• Reuben Pizza
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• if music were a woman
• This Was Your Life
• It was the least I could do
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was never broken
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• I wish I was a fish
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I was adored once too
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• and with that, the final word was written
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• executed but never exposed
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I was Bullied AND I was the Bully
• Butt Memorial Bridge

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