Findings:

• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• The Day The Earth Caught Fire
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• My friend's car caught on fire
• pizza oven
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was afraid of getting caught
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• /but what was the question?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• pizza in the oven
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• the lake was on fire that summer
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• 'T was
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Was I born to play?
• this girl I was in love with
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was young and I needed the money
• When touch was simple
• was (user)
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• When she was bad
• He Was a Crook
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• Where I Was
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• It was a start
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• As this was my generation's war
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I threw was my pen
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• anger is honest but not truthful
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• nothing but longing
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Fine as frog's hair
• Fine Young Cannibals
• An Evening in the City – Fine Food and Fine Brew at L’Amère à Boire
• Fire and Ice
• Fight Fire with Fire
• Wheel of Fire
• A Fire
• Ana's Song (Open Fire)
• fire burial
• Dog on Fire
• Go You Big Red Fire Engine
• Fire Emblem
• Fire Pro Wrestling
• Lighting a fire
• Cease Fire
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Fire Prevention Week
• Cold Fire (user)
• What To Do In Case of Fire
• Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
• Random Temperature Oven
• pizza box
• Jeno's Crisp n' Tasty Pizza
• Pizza Hut
• The Hillcrest Inn: A pizza delivery adventure
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There was a rose that faded young
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Butt shaft
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it

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