Findings:

• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• only the named can be destroyed
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• The Only Way Is Essex
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I can only speak for myself
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Only perl can parse Perl
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Only Nixon can go to China
• He can
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• These are the only hands I can give
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He made a way to his anger
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• talking can only give you away
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• There can be only one
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• Only perfection can break your heart
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I like the way he reads poetry
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• It's just the way that he walks
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• He Was Only Joking
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Not the only way to reach you
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• OCD is the only way to animate
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Canned Heat
• Six Ways to Sunday
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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