Findings:

• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Dick Green
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• pointless HTML in email
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• My most disturbing dream ever
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• The most confusing bet ever
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The most wonderful time of the year
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• anyone
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Diary of a dot-commer
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• How could you ever have enough?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Most congested interchanges
• In the Name of God, Most Beneficent, Most Merciful
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• America's most Asian cities
• Everything's Most Wanted (Archived) (document)
• Most Wanted (nodelet)
• The Most Significant Advancement in Dentistry in 4,600 Years!
• Profound Thoughts
• She arose and said matter-of-factly
• I am three, she said
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• Like fuck, said the duck
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• ever
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Parking warning
• The best comeback ever
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Worst Node Ever
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Tool: The most difficult music in modern rock
• Overused chord progressions
• most toxic fungal poison
• The Most Happy Fella
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Variables create the most stable event horizons.
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• What did you mean when you said...
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
• Wonderful World Of The Wondermints
• Racquetball, anyone?
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Ever After
• All you ever did was let it happen
• i played the last game of chess a man ever played
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• The most beautiful woman on Earth
• The most and least expensive cities in the world
• Order of the Bath
• Most dating advice is as accurate as a Medieval medicine text
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• The Longest and Most Meaningless Movie in the world
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• we are the most advanced technology on this planet
• tell God I said 'hi'
• That one makes me scream, she said
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• Don't lie. Ever.
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• The greatest paper ever written
• the best damned story ever written
• ever (user)
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• the worst haircut ever
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
• the world's most insouciant sushi chef
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• 'nuff said
• So then she said
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• Your plan sucks, said Judas
• The Wonderful Essay of Grank Fable
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• The Scariest Ho Ever
• The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• The five most important numbers
• the most common middle names
• Mexico's 50 Most Populous Cities
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• The most engine failures in one flight
• What the Thunder Said
• Edward Said
• Said ibn Sultan
• We said nay, we are but men
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Gimme your hands, 'cause you're wonderful
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize

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