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• "You'v never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• pointless HTML in email
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• My most disturbing dream ever
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• Ebonics began with pirates
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• The most wonderful time of the year
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The most confusing bet ever
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Dick Green
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• most common street names in the U.S.
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Embarrassing Movie Debut
• most excellent snow sky
• most favored nation
• Why most collectible card video games suck
• The most important thing I learned in Basic
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• What did you mean when you said...
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
• Everyone says you're wonderful. Is it true?
• The wonderful, fascinating world of the 2016 US Presidential Elections
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Ever Falling (user)
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• The Most Wanted Song
• Most Dangerous Jobs in America
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives
• Need for Speed Most Wanted
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• tell God I said 'hi'
• That one makes me scream, she said
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• The Wonderful World of Disney
• Being a dickhead
• indulgence, anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• Johnny Evers
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Reheating leftover pizza
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• The most potent venoms are often the sweetest nectars
• The World's Most Dangerous Places
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Everything Most Wanted (node_forward)
• Saint Florentius' Most Remarkable Bear
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• 'nuff said
• So then she said
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• Your plan sucks, said Judas
• Some Kind of Wonderful
• Project Wonderful
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• The worst children's book ever
• Don't you ever go to work?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Whaet ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Ridiculous Monster
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• World Series Most Valuable Player
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• The Most Remote Town in the United States
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• What the Thunder Said
• Edward Said
• Said ibn Sultan
• We said nay, we are but men
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• The Wonderful Musician
• The Wonderful World of Abe Lincoln
• Refuse to date anyone you work with
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• The Most Unwanted Song
• most deadly sports
• My town is the most boring place on earth
• The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01
• The Most Expensive Porn in the World
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• What She Said
• Port Said
• not I said the cat (user)
• , said the shotgun to the head
• It's a Wonderful Life
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• The best teacher I ever had
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit

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