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• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Dick Green
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• pointless HTML in email
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• My most disturbing dream ever
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The most wonderful time of the year
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• The most confusing bet ever
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• anyone
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Diary of a dot-commer
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• How could you ever have enough?
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• Most men are non-orgasmic
• Most used English words
• Why most people are right-handed
• Earth's most unusual space launch
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• When I said yes
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Said Pyramus to Thisbe
• The Wonderful O
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• ever
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Parking warning
• The best comeback ever
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Worst Node Ever
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Surah 87 The Most High
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• most folks (user)
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• National League Most Valuable Player
• All the most wicked things
• Milo Expal's most recently viewed wrightups
• You search in vain for recollection of the most basic of facts
• And God said...
• She Said, She Said
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• ...said the liar
• wonderful
• You would make a wonderful father
• Racquetball, anyone?
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Ever After
• All you ever did was let it happen
• i played the last game of chess a man ever played
• The most elusive type of problem in a C program
• Most certainly, your fingernails stimulate magnetism in the most organic of solvents
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• World's Biggest Most Dangerous Lily Pad
• The most important person in history
• Endless Forms Most Beautiful
• the most beautiful death
• profound
• Easier said than done
• I said NO, dammit!
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• terribly wonderful
• Wonderful Life
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• Don't lie. Ever.
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• The greatest paper ever written
• the best damned story ever written
• ever (user)
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• the worst haircut ever
• America's Most Wanted
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Bernard Most
• trying to manage grace in the most graceless moments
• the most erotic and secret places of my mouth
• A Most Unusual Camera
• Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tick-Tock Man
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Dream of ducks, she said
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• The Impressive and Wonderful Paper Boat Story
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• The Scariest Ho Ever
• The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• The single most terrifying experience of my life
• The twelve words of power
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• The Excellent and Most Lamentable Text Adventure of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
• Why most people in Thailand won't pay for Windows
• Most Wanted (node_forward)
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• As the actress said to the bishop
• Mama Said
• He Said, She Said
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The Wonderful and Frightening World of the Fall
• Wonderful Days
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.

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