Findings:

• If I Were a Rich Man
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Behave as if there were a God
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• We're waiting for you to die
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• The Sensitive Naked Man
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• "We're With Ditka"
• Let's pretend we're married
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• When you were my baby
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The naked woman raises herself on her elbow and continues her monologue in the direction of the bath
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Of course, they were wrong
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• Once Were Warriors
• Man Stroke Woman
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• We were supposed to fall
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're, Where, Were
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• November 4, 1995
• It hurt when we were pruned
• If Wishes Were Horses
• We were tripping
• They Were Eleven
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• When We Were Mud
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• We were never really friends
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Those were the days
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Eat Drink Man Woman
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I'd elope if I were you
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• We're shifting the paradigm
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• We're the Replacements
• If the real world were like the internet
• If All the World Were Paper
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• this is it, we're going to die
• the words were enough
• You were my plans tonight
• I was into them after they were hip
• When We Were Kings
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• If This Were a Movie
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Or were they chords of sun?
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• We're all guinea pigs
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Fossils were put there by God
• When We Were Very Young
• You were here when I fell asleep
• When We Were Orphans
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If Jesus were alive today
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Where were you then?
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• There was a man and a woman
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• The Woman, naked
• Bean Woman and Corn Man
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Wish You Were Here
• Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
• Man Smart, Woman Smarter
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• We're in this Together
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• If my life were an arcade game
• RFC 602
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• You Were on My Mind
• Were
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• We're trying to have a baby
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• when we were children
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• We're all doing just fine
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Even if we're not together
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• when you were words
• why we were chosen
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• If I were
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The place where you were undone
• If the Current Were to Call
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• vanity and the man woman thing
• In the long run, we're all dead
• I wish I were close
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• When were the gospels written?
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• As if either one of us were happy
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• Ten commandments of man, given to woman

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