Findings:

• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• No human, just Porsche
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• just so much slavery (user)
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How much more can we bear?
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• More Human Than Human
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• A Spider More Human than a Human
• I can no longer tell you
• The words no one can find
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Her hair, tangled
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Just Say No
• just so
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The separation of grammar and lexicon in the human mind
• The Library Book
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hold you where no one else can go
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• More than just a song
• No fire, just madness
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Child support is more than just money
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• No government can ever give you freedom
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• The Japan That Can Say No
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• old books can tell more than one story
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• we can all just be around other people
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• no power in the verse can stop me
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Can I masturbate too much?
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• An Inquiry into the Human Mind on the Principles of Common Sense
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Human Craig's disastrous One Night Stand
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Just say no to TV
• There are no specific human research function
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Just one more
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• No one can be totally logical
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just So Stories
• You are so human
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• No one can be in two places at once
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Can You Read My Mind
• No evil can happen
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I can do much better than this
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• More Than Human
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• just to have some human contact
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• No Longer Human
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• In space, no one can hear you scream

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