Findings:

• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• funny fat guy who dies
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• he who (user)
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• He who controls the past controls the future
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• people who need people are just people who need people
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Guys who wear skirts
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Helping people cheat
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He Who Is Death
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Who Needs Sleep?
• While I am talking
• Keep talking while I load the gun
• Who needs Love
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• He's a good guy friend
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He Touched My Shoulder: Bus Ride to Degradation
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• Who needs a day job?
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• He is always ready..
• always
• Alway
• I always assume innocence
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• You always hurt the one you love
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Always manipulate a tongue
• Cheese is always female
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• It's always for those damn children
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The Thief of Always
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The Road Always Taken
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Always on My Mind
• Last year was always better
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• first impressions don't always count
• The majority is always wrong
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You always lose
• Politeness is always in order
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• an honest man is always in trouble
• The poor are always with us
• Always accept an offered drink
• It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• always already
• life always kills (user)

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