Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the greatest gift that I could possibly give God was the pain of grief and death"

• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• The Gift of Death
• It was not death, for I stood up
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
• Man was created in God's image
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Talking keeps you in your mind. Silence is the royal road to God. Silence prepares you for death.
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• My dreams could give you nightmares, baby.
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• God's Gift
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• God's Gift To Man
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• It was all I could do not to cry
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• It was the least I could do
• More than he was willing to give
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• How could God let this happen?
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• On the Death of God
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• The second chance you give could be your last
• thou owest God a death
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The Gift of God
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• God's gift to women
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• It was all God's fault
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• The Greatest Gift
• If God was willing to let it be
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I Thought My Father Was God
• God was created in man's image
• Gifts to the gods
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• God was a Lost Guest
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I wish I could burn like god
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• could
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• You could be so delicious
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• If you could see her through my eyes
• It Could Happen to You
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Farther than I could see
• If these walls could talk
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I could not leave it lonely.
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• the only comfort we could ever have

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