Findings:

• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• Neatest trip I've had
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The greatest paper ever written
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• The greatest drill command ever
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The bravest man I've ever known
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• I've had you here before
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Live the greatest story ever told
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• I've been smoking ever since
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• The best teacher I ever had
• the greatest ever tv series
• Jobs I've Had
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Drugs
• drug cycle
• War on Drugs
• drug abuse
• Psychedelic drugs
• Drug test
• Everything is a Drug
• Misuse of Drugs Act
• legalised drugs are safer
• gateway drug
• The drugs get you ready
• Retroactive drugs
• Drug Me
• hypnotic drugs
• This is your brain on drugs
• Mandatory Drug Testing
• anti-anxiety drug
• recreational drugs
• over-the-counter drug
• Performance enhancing drugs
• A Drug Against War
• drug store
• designer drug
• psychoactive drug
• intravenous drug use
• Drug dealer
• Diary of a Drug Fiend
• drug guts
• Dutch drug policy
• The Road To Wall Drug
• Wall Drug Wonderland
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• The Drug Guru
• Original US Drug Laws
• Date rape drug
• God is a drug
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• drug screening
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• Rules for tripping on hallucinogenic drugs
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• oral drug
• Block Drug Company
• End the War on Drugs
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• Software Developers vs. Drug Dealers
• Drugs fix everything
• Drug testing
• Drug Economics
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• Paeon of the many drugs
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Nicotine is NOT a drug
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• Adrenocortical Steroid
• Amebicide
• aminoglycoside
• antianginal
• Antiarrhythmic
• Poetry Break between Drug Classifications
• The good drug guide
• Drugs Reported to Cause Visual Hallucinations
• Drugs That May Increase Male Libido
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• Drug Allergy
• Anaphylactic (Anaphylactoid) Reaction
• Antihypertensive
• Whose drugs are these?
• Everyone's got their drug
• London Drugs
• Drug Therapy
• Food and Drug Administration
• Vietnam II: the war on drugs
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• Say NO to Drugs
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Drugs make people bad
• rational drug design
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• my own feelings about drugs
• The problem with nodes condoning drugs
• detection times of drugs in urine
• everyone I've loved knows your name
• My job is a drug
• food is a drug
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• The ONDCP database of drug related street terms
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Rockefeller Drug Laws
• Shakespeare on Drugs
• the perfect drug (user)
• infatuation as a drug
• Iowa Drug Tax Stamp
• A quiet evening's drive with a presumed drug dealer
• An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
• Why drugs are bad
• Drug-related hand signals
• Dopamine, Delta-FosB, and the nature of Addictive Drugs
• Single Convention on Drugs
• school is a drug
• Drugs market
• Attributing creative talent to the use of drugs
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• The "other" drug trafficking
• drug habit
• The Consumers Union Report on Licit and Illicit Drugs
• Political war on drugs makes medical casualties
• My drug dealer died last week
• Burmese Drug Trade and Cold War II
• transporting drugs
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• soft drugs
• The Responsible Drug User's Oath
• Single-letter drug abbreviations
• Drugs in the Public School System
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• drugs and lepers
• Justification for damaging your brain with recreational drugs
• "The Perfect Drug" Versions
• Everything Drugs Disclaimer
• GHB's effectiveness as a date rape drug
• Drugs in the global era
• glowsticks are drug paraphernalia

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