Findings:
- A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
- it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
- secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- They live in brow furrows and eye wrinkles.
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- They Had No Poet
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
- They had been expecting me
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- A ragtag fleet, running for their lives
- When each had their own personal anthem
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- never seen The Pogues live yet
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- they'd watch you die to save their lives
- Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- The Fun They Had
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Had I not seen the Sun
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- institutions have lives of their own
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- They Live
- They all lived happily ever after
- wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
- Ski piss
- where they used to live
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- we lived entire summers after midnight
- damn
- God damned sons of bitches
- damned
- Damn, I'm good.
- Lies, damn lies, and statistics
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Damn Dirty Apes
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Just give him the damned fish
- Damn poem still haunts me
- The Queen of the Damned
- Damn porpoises!
- Damn, I look good today
- Phasing all over the damn place
- Circus of the Damned
- Damned to Hell by age 7
- No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
- Parking warning
- A tinker's damn
- Damn Academics
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- It's about damn time
- Damn You, Damn Everyone
- Dilvish, The Damned
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Damn it! I'm an adult!
- Damn, you can see stars
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 11
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 12
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 17
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 18
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 19
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 20
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 21
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 22
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 25
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 26
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 27
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 28
- Manifesto of the Damned
- the best damned story ever written
- Damn everything but the circus!
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm damn sociable for a hermit
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- damn (user)
- Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
- Publish and be damned!
- Temple of the Damned
- Faust: Love of the Damned
- Damn, you're not gay are you?
- HOT DAMN 3! nodestock
- We, the Damned
- Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
- The Legion of the Damned
- damned (user)
- Hot Damn glass cleaner
- Damn Small Linux
- Those Damn Bandits
- One Monkey Don't Start the Show (document)
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- Damn the Torpedoes
- Philosophus Stone and the Isle of the Damned!
- Tinker's Damn
- Not One Damn Dime Day
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- The Department of They
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
- Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
- The Beautiful and the Damned
- God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- We're a Whole Damn Town: The 2009 Bangor Nodermeet
- The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
- The Dish Pit of the Damned
- Highway Cafe of the Damned
- entire
- The entire point of being an adult
- Why Vampire Hunter D's hand ruins the entire movie
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
- The entire past has inevitably led to my creation
- If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
- The tyranny and ingratitude of the entire goddamn world
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
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