Findings:

• Please help me!
• let me speak please (user)
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• listen()
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please Kill Me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• please let me in (user)
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Someone please kill me
• please forgive me (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Pleased to Meet Me
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Me and My Egg Roll
• Please stop annoying me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Give me a moment, please
• Please Please Me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please, Call me Honky
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• E2 egged me on
• Eggs
• e.g.
• Egg
• Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
• Pork Roll Egg and Cheese
• cuckoo's egg
• The incredible edible egg
• scrambled eggs
• Horton Hatches the Egg
• Eggs Benedict
• poached eggs
• fried eggs
• soft-boiled egg
• Ant egg
• Egg squash
• Sea egg
• Don't put all your eggs in one basket
• Scotch egg
• I love eggs
• The Hen and the Golden Eggs
• Easter Egg Shooter
• juggling eggs
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
• deviled eggs
• Egg salad sandwich
• pickled eggs
• Chuckie Egg
• suck eggs
• remote control egg
• Crisp-cased Egg Tarts
• Scrambled Eggs a la Sellafield
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• fried egg sandwich
• Egg timer
• Stracciatella (herb and egg soup)
• western eggs
• Egg roll
• Tuna and egg salad
• Egg Flower Soup
• Baked Eggs with Ham and Sherry
• Preserved Egg Pies
• Thousand year eggs
• Egg Toastie
• Kinder Egg
• Shallow-fried Pancake Rolls with Eggs
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Dinosaur Eggs
• Hot Tomato Soup With An Egg Sandwich
• egg burrito
• Green Eggs
• egg white
• egg in the hole
• E.G. Daily
• The Egg Council
• Molested Eggs
• The Egg
• hardware easter egg
• Egg Man
• The chicken and egg question of designer fragrances
• documentation easter egg
• The Serpent's Egg
• egg in a microwave oven
• Bacon and Egg Toasted Sandwich
• The All Your Eggs In One Basket recipe for imperial annihilation
• i.e. vs. e.g.
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• Palm Pilot Easter Eggs
• egg foo yung
• Sunshine Egg
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• eggs over easy
• Everything2 Easter Eggs
• Holey Egg Bread
• Egg Wave
• Angel's Egg
• quail egg
• Fifty Eggs
• The Egg & I
• Green Eggs & Hamlet
• Scottish Egg on a Stick
• Natural Selection by Kinder Egg
• teacup eggs
• Thunder Egg
• How to crack an egg with one hand
• Mignon Egg
• blown egg
• Max Payne Easter Eggs
• Mare's Egg
• Mr. Egg
• deep-fried eggs mousseline
• West Egg
• East Egg
• The Cuckoo's Egg
• egg sandwich
• Fried bread and eggs
• Big Bird's Egg Catch
• Asparagus with poached eggs and Parmesan
• Egg Bowl
• eggs on toast
• Pint of milk, eggs, subdued flys
• Dragon's Egg
• Egg Drop
• Curried orange eggs of infinite doom
• Windows XP easter eggs
• egg coat
• Embryonic eggs
• Avgolemono (Egg Lemon Soup)
• The Great Egg Race
• How to wrap an egg roll
• A Day in the Death of Joe Egg
• dirty eggs
• Egg of Columbus
• The spinning egg paradoxon
• Boiling an egg over an open fire
• lay an egg
• Egg nog
• How to retrieve an ostrich egg
• electric egg
• You can't unscramble scrambled eggs
• Eggs Sardou
• Yoshi Egg
• high egg passage virus
• Last one in is a rotten egg!
• Eg Von (user)
• Skillet eggs with andouille

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