Findings:

• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Ebonics began with pirates
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• the hottest it has ever been
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Unhappily Ever After
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• The Road Goes Ever On
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Does this ever go away?
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The worst job interview ever
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• The greatest drill command ever
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• a failure as human beings
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• happily ever after
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• Will I ever know?
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• The most confusing bet ever
• pointless HTML in email
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Have you ever made a just man?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• ever (user)
• All I ever wanted to be
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The best comeback ever
• On Being Human
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Now more than ever
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Medgar Evers
• They all lived happily ever after
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• The most beautiful computer ever
• All that I am and ever want to be
• The best line I ever used
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The worst name ever
• Dick Green
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Ever felt that?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Best Death Ever
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• No government can ever give you freedom
• the best damned story ever written
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• Ever Onward
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The greatest paper ever written
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Being Human
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• The best teacher I ever had
• ever
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Worst episode ever
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• The worst children's book ever
• oh ever so slowly
• somebody has already done it
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Don't you ever go to work?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Diary of a dot-commer
• The bravest man I've ever known
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The first dollar I ever made
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Parking warning
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Same as it Ever Was
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Nothing ever changes
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Was it ever there?

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