Findings:

• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• My wife made me sexy!
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I was a homeless bum
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• made by loving hands at home
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The Devil made me do it
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Experience has made me bitter
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• College sucked for me too
• The Internet made me do it
• Society made me what I am
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Something to remember me by
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Don't Pass Me By
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Stand by Me
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Everyone's code sucks
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• show me the code
• mark me by seconds
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• 80s music made me gay
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• England Made Me
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Books made me a person
• The full moon made me do it
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• This node was made for you and me
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• video games never made me violent
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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