Findings:
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
- And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- when we were children
- Let's pretend we're married
- If Jesus were alive today
- As if either one of us were happy
- We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- When We Were Kings
- We're in this Together
- There were three young ladies of Birmingham
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- I wish I were close
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- Or were they chords of sun?
- Dirty Tricks were Used!
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- If This Were a Movie
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- If Linux distributions were Airlines
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- Starting Over
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Would you know if you were insane?
- Of course, they were wrong
- Once Were Warriors
- When we were liars things were seamless
- why we were chosen
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- the words were enough
- The place where you were undone
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- In the long run, we're all dead
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- I used to know what color your eyes were
- It hurt when we were pruned
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- You were here when I fell asleep
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
- We were tripping
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Those were the days
- We're Only In It For The Money
- I dreamed you were a god once
- I wish it were raining
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- We were supposed to fall
- Wish You Were Here
- If I Were a Rich Man
- you were reasonable
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- And Then There Were None
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I'd elope if I were you
- I was into them after they were hip
- If the real world were like the internet
- Mimsy Were the Borogoves
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- We're all doing just fine
- If I were
- You were my plans tonight
- We're the Replacements
- I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- We're, Where, Were
- I wouldn't try that if I were you
- when you were words
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
- We're all guinea pigs
- We're all missing the point on computer security
- When were the gospels written?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- If the Current Were to Call
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
- No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
- November 4, 1995
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- this is it, we're going to die
- We're waiting for you to die
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When We Were Very Young
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- They Were Eleven
- When We Were Orphans
- If Wishes Were Horses
- Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
- Fossils were put there by God
- It's a jailbreak; we're free.
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- When We Were Mud
- Where were you then?
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- What were you before you were anything at all?
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- When you were my baby
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
- We were never really friends
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Were
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
- You Were on My Mind
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- RFC 602
- If my life were an arcade game
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- We're one, but we're not the same
- "We're With Ditka"
- Behave as if there were a God
- We're trying to have a baby
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- The Ten Who Were Taken
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- If All the World Were Paper
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- We're shifting the paradigm
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If our genitalia were on our hands
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Even if we're not together
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
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