Findings:
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- She who abandons does not return
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- cat haters
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Mandibular block injection
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Where does the money come from?
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Does my goldfish know who I am?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Does God care who wins?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- One who knows does not speak
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
- The Doe and the Lion
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- I think I will break but I mend
- fog machine
- Where Does Everything Come From?
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Nobody Does It Better
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- Does this ever go away?
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- Jane Doe
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- Doe Maar
- Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- What does nuclear fusion smell like?
- Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
- Duct tape does not make a good bra
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- They are all pretty but fading.
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Debbie Does Dallas
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- God does not play dice with the universe
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Super Doe deer urine
- just because they never bothered to really do
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
- Microsoft does your mom
- Curious George does LSD
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
- Color does not exist
- MTV sucks
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
- Does Satan play ice hockey?
- Christianity does not exist
- What does it mean to be religious?
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- Female masturbation
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
- male masturbation
- Does free will exist?
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- not equals, but similar
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Size does matter
- What does a woman want
- money destroys cool
- Time does not exist
- John Doe
- Working does not mean thinking
- Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
- Why the sun shines
- they carry but they do not understand
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- The Princess Who Kicked Butt
- Does
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- doe
- why natural selection does not work in this day and age
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
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