Findings:

• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• This will never happen
• Real Life Dilbert
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• I'm not this cool in real life
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• Skim this life but never live
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• What if it never happened?
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Dan in Real Life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• Real life applications of mathematics
• In Real Life
• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• You will never be a real woman
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Real Life
• Accidents Never Happen
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• If you told me this never happened
• Everything vs. Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• real life raygun
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• save and restore function in real life
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• World War II never happened
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• real life test
• Real Life Phaser
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Real life trolling
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• I am real; I happened to you
• Video, or it never happened.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Something Happens
• Shit happens
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Just because it happened to you
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• It happened a long time ago
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• The struggle is real
• An accident impatient to happen
• This is When it Happens
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It happens every day
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• This happens all the time
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• A Lot Can Happen
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What the hell happened to us?
• What Happens in Vegas
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Stuff Happens
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• based on events that may have happened
• Nothing happens.
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• worse things have happened to better people

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