Findings:

• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When you wake up feeling old
• When I was ten years old
• When the Year Grows Old
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• 16 year old
• We're sneaking up on you.
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• It's been years since we were born
• When We Were Orphans
• I am eighteen years old
• When We Grow Up
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• The following years were full of anger.
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Bitches done tore up my IALAC sign
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When We Were Mud
• When We Were Kings
• We were built to swim for eighty years
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• When you were my baby
• 15 years old
• Eight years of peace and prosperity
• food fight
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• One year old
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• You were here when I fell asleep
• When Things Were Rotten
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When We Were Very Young
• when you were words
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• Faith and Desire in We were built to swim for eighty years
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• When You Are Old
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• When You Are Old And Grey
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Her hair, tangled
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
• When Renny wakes up
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• November 4, 1995
• It hurt when we were pruned
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When we were liars things were seamless
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• When I said yes
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• When we were little kids, running
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• When I am an old man
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Don't give up your day job
• Ye Old Lovecraftian Bake Shoppe
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• Old ye bastard (user)
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• When I am an old woman
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When did the World get so old?
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• When he became an old man
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• The days of very old were not very good
• I accidentally signed you up for Spudge Camp
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Sign up (superdoc)
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When I Grow Up
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• when we were children
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When were the gospels written?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• What do you see when you look up?
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• My job is cleaning up dust
• The Year of the Linux Desktop

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