Findings:

• Fat Guy Stuck In Internet
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Trade you my bald white guy in a suit for your lightning-slinging ultravixen?
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• one bald guy (user)
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• hot library chicks
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• You like me, you really like me!
• Tales from an ex fat chick
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• Fat Chicks Go Down After Every Bagel
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• hot chick (user)
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• blue eyes hot guys (user)
• Fat Guy (user)
• If the real world were like the internet
• Hot pursuit
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• Some Like It Hot
• Like a really good sex
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• What life after death will really be like
• awesome fat guy (user)
• fat guys
• funny fat guy who dies
• why I like fat bastards
• The Bald Soprano
• The Bald Man and the Fly
• The Bald Knight
• Black turtlenecks and bald heads
• Bald Man (user)
• Charles the Bald
• Is the king of France bald?
• Bald Wookie (user)
• Night on Bald Mountain
• When good cats go bald
• Bald Rick and The Cunning Plans
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Bald Knobbers
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• Bald Bull
• chick flick
• Chick Corea
• That punker chick who saved my life
• Chicks in Chain Mail
• artsy chick
• chick pea flour battered veggies
• Dixie Chicks
• Chicks On Speed
• chick magnet
• Woman, Chick, Lady
• Naked chick antenna
• Chicks dig PEZ
• IRC chicks
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Jack T. Chick Tracts
• Chicks dig motorcycles
• hens and chicks
• Chicks dig the piano player
• Bryn Mawr chicks
• My techie chick
• Boom Chick A Boom
• chick (user)
• Chick Publications
• How to get chicks (black metal version)
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• indie chicks
• inverse chick magnet
• Chick pea curry
• chic chick (user)
• Stewed chick peas, Italian variant
• Chick Hearn
• Chick Pea Flour Pancakes/Crepes
• Chick Flick Trailer Music
• Dead chicks rock the house
• Satan is a chick
• flick chick (user)
• Sweety the Chick
• chick munk (user)
• chick chick (user)
• Nyc Chick (user)
• panther chick (user)
• Chick magnet (user)
• evil chick (user)
• wild chick (user)
• chick let (user)
• crazy chick (user)
• flc chick (user)
• camera chick (user)
• j rock chick (user)
• White chicks
• What is it with chicks and horses?
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• check-out chick
• Chicks dig giant robots
• Chick Heileson
• Random Chick (user)
• Misti Chick (user)
• M Chick (user)
• Fat Cat (user)
• Chow Yun-Fat
• Fat
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Two Fat Ladies
• The Fat Boys
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Fat Tuesday
• Fat Man
• The Fat Man
• Fat Elvis Syndrome
• Fat chance
• Fat cats
• fat finger factor
• Otoba fat
• baby fat
• Fat wallets equal smaller clothes
• I feel fat
• Fat lip
• Get a fat lip
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Big fat Romanian (user)
• Fat acceptance
• Horselover Fat
• Fat Tony
• Fat free ice cream
• Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
• fat free Cool Whip
• fat admirer
• fat electrons
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Fat Freddy's Cat
• Fat Les
• fat quarter
• fat eighth
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Fat Tony (user)
• Fat Albert
• the Fat Controller
• Fat Cat
• Fat Agnus
• Fat Bastard Chardonnay
• Wayne "Fat Boy" Ewing
• fat pencil
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The new school of thought: Men are too fat
• Does this singularity make me look fat?

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