Findings:
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- you breathe when your body makes you
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- When you kill people they die
- People don't flail when they die
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- When I tighten you, you make the noise
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Ground rush
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- When or Not, Make it Great
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- Some people break so easily
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
- Friendly People Making Noise
- It only hurts when I breathe
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- When children become people
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- everyone has some burden they carry
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- There are times when they seem to be right
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
- Make them puke on your noise
- Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
- Live Era '87-'93
- When aloneness makes a fist
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- cat haters
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Things you give people that they keep
- Where people go when people die
- When silence between two people is comfortable
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Some People Punch Tiles
- Her hair, tangled
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Atheism upsets people for some inexplicable reason
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Some time when I was a teenager
- some summers they drop like flies
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- there are people talking, some of it is important
- telling people what they don't need to know
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Eye contact at a distance
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Brainy people make the best friends
- Noises animals make in different languages
- Make people use alternative operating systems
- Drugs make people bad
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- an empty vessel makes much noise
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- Make them dance on your noise
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- what desire will make foolish people do
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- play dumb
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- Make squashing people as unpleasant as possible
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Going by the script when talking to people
- when people become strangers
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- People want what they cannot have
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Some people call me a drama queen
- I made some people
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Some People
- What They Did To the Desert People
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I think this makes people uncomfortable
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- watch; some people just want to burn the world.
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
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