Findings:

• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You, standing
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• So young and already God is fading
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Thank God for the moon
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Here is how to make flame sing
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Here We Have Idaho
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• What makes her so cute?
• make it so
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I have no faith in your God
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I used to have so many dreams
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• It must have rained or something
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• i have been burning for so long
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• The night is uneventful, and so here I sit
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• Who makes God's rules?
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Thank God For Little Children
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Now Thank We All Our God
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• the circles here have corners
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• You're so come here go away
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• How to make sports games more fun
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• You make it so hard to hate
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• blondes have more fun
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• For God's sake, just have another election
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Thank God for cold fusion
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• How do you make God laugh?
• Thank God It's Monday
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• So help me God
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Alone, thank God
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Thank God for amateur porn
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Something I Can Never Have
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• I have lost many things, so many
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• So you don't have to
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• The choice you have to make
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun

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