These are a
fun way to
pass the time when
bored.
Step 1: Find a
small lizard.
Brown Anoles are good for this
purpose. They are in
plentiful supply and
easy to
catch.
Step 2: Get it
pissed off at you. It'll open its
mouth partway and
struggle a bit.
Step 3: Put its
head near your earlobe. If you got it
pissed off enough it'll bite and
grab on tight.
They don't
bite very hard, so it doesn't
hurt... Temporary earrings look
really cool, but as the
name implies, they're
temporary.. The
lizard will eventually realize what a
dolt it is, release your ear, and scamper down into your
shirt. Then the temporary earring becomes
temporary insanity.