These are a fun way to pass the time when bored.

Step 1: Find a small lizard. Brown Anoles are good for this purpose. They are in plentiful supply and easy to catch.
Step 2: Get it pissed off at you. It'll open its mouth partway and struggle a bit.
Step 3: Put its head near your earlobe. If you got it pissed off enough it'll bite and grab on tight.

They don't bite very hard, so it doesn't hurt... Temporary earrings look really cool, but as the name implies, they're temporary.. The lizard will eventually realize what a dolt it is, release your ear, and scamper down into your shirt. Then the temporary earring becomes temporary insanity.

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