Findings:

• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Though you can tell me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Tell me of the nature of death
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• you never can tell with bees
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell him, she told me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My first comet
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me something good
• You were always so good to me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Can You Take Me Back
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why tell me that?
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Tell Me What
• So help me God
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Experience tells me not to try
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• when strangers tell me to smile
• tell me all your reasons
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• You never can tell
• Tell me what I say
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Can you hear me flailing
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Tell me Why
• Some mean person broke it and didn't tell me
• Me So Horny
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me more
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Catch Me If You Can
• Tell me a story about brains
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I can no longer tell you
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• You Can Count on Me
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• tell me what you have in your heart
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• list of things
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• so save me (user)
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• tell me a story about lesbians
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Tell me how you do that crazy trick where you walk around asleep
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• can you show me where this came from?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• feline allergies
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Can you show me?
• Tell me one thing
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• me so cute (user)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.

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