Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- How to avoid a car accident
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- Surviving high school
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Morrigan's Quest
- putting everything into ever-smaller boxes won't save the world
- Putting the genie back into the bottle
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- how to get into UCLA
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How to jump into water from a height
- Into my heart an air that kills
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How I Became a Socialist
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- How I became the Naked Guy
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How the Nome King Became Angry
- How Dorothy Became a Princess
- How I became disabled
- How Scandinavians Became Hideously White
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- seedless grapes
- They didn't have the heart
- Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
- How Eulenspiegel became a page
- How Eulenspiegel became a sexton
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- How Eulenspiegel became a trumpeter
- How Eulenspiegel became an eyeglass maker
- How I became king of the world
- How I became an engineer
- How Salem became the Capital of Oregon
- How I Became a Hooligan
- TGoP: Of How Imbaun Became High Prophet in Aradec
- How I Became Stupid
- How People Became People
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- How I accidentally became a Methodist
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Ophandir's Beginnings
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
- And That's How I Became a Labor Organizer
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Maerklon's Story
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- Watermelon hookah
- look at how we fold perfectly into the night
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How books get into libraries
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- getting into a fight in high school
- Making the Movies XI Putting the Thrills into Railroad Movie Dramas
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Putting the party back into the Grand Old Party
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- Things they should teach in school
- Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- Redundancy in DNA
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- God is a high school science teacher
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: A Traveller in Cambry
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Down the Road a Piece
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Padraig's Younger Days
- watch his heart turning into rock
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- How the heart really works
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Bronwyn's Lament
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- learn how to keep your heart open in hell
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- Automobile tire pressure
- How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- How to break into a car
- Cheating in high school math class
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How We Hold Our Hearts
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How to transform adjectives into adverbs in French
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- How Eulenspiegel crept into a beehive
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How to DDoS your University's Engineering School
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- How to transfer Nursing Schools once you are already a Nurse
- How to sneak into the Atlanta Coca-Cola factory
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Charles Bridgeman
- How to add Surround into a plain stereo system
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How Important is One Vote?
- How to create a high school band
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- Dipping your hand into molten lead
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- I was into them after they were hip
- How important are softlinks? (e2poll)
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Messier Objects that strike fear into my heart
- The tale of the socially aware citizen
- As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- Why I became a geneticist
- The moment I became disillusioned with Sci-Fi
- Why I became a writer
- When he became an old man
- their laughter became the second song
- The Department of They
- translation of haiku in heart's voice
- Smoking causes heart disease
- Leg-warmer-wearing rupturing heart liberal
- Heart of Glass
- The Tell-Tale Heart
- My heart is like the sun
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