Findings:

• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• What can be better than that?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• we can all just be around other people
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Short can be good! (document)
• You never think it will be the ducks
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• We Can Be Together
• The right to be wrong
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• for now this is the best that can be done
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Be all that you can be
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Cars Can Be Blue
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Can we still be friends?
• murder can be fun
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Why procrastination can be productive
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• TV can be a good thing
• I Might Be Wrong
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• We can be heroes
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• No one can be in two places at once
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Any song can be a love song
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• play dumb
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Children can be cruel
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• There can be only one
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Be something... be anything other than this
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• It can be cold in the dark
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Valour can be brown
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Rebeca Martinez
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• What a kiss can be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• No one can be totally logical
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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