Findings:

• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• What can be better than that?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• No one can be totally logical
• Why procrastination can be productive
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Cars Can Be Blue
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• play dumb
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Turtles can be slow.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The right to be wrong
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Treatment of corporations
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• A dying playground can be Eden
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• only the named can be destroyed
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• Can we still be friends?
• Exes can be good things
• I Might Be Wrong
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Worse Than Failure
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Wrong Turn
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• This poem can be put off no longer
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Jumping Over a Fence is Worse Than Smoking Pot
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• I don't ever ever ever want to be in any fucking container other than the universe
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• The scariest words I can think of
• old books can tell more than one story
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We can be heroes
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Valour can be brown
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Be something... be anything other than this
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Short can be good! (document)
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• What we think we know can kill us
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• We Can Be Together
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• No one can be in two places at once
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Keeping secrets is harder than taking lives
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Can machines think?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Children can be cruel
• The beer is stronger than you think
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• TV can be a good thing
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.

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