Findings:

• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• seriously ill
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Cabot Hunter's Seriously Sharp Cheddar
• The seriously red dress
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Taking Children Seriously
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• The consequences of being seriously wounded
• Eff that. Seriously.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• seriously, again? (user)
• seriously? (user)
• seriously dude??? (user)
• Seriously
• seriously need an updated node here
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• teh big bang theory - a seriously playful theory of everything
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• take
• my take on everything
• take me away
• Take my wife, please!
• Taking things at surface value
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Take That
• take the stand
• Take it like a man
• take no prisoners
• It takes two to tango
• Take the Drink
• take responsibility
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Take the skinheads drinking
• Take it easy
• Take a Picture
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Take the Skinheads Bowling
• Take the Money and Run
• Take a leak
• Every Breath You Take
• Leon Takes Us Outside
• Urban Ritual
• and if you do, take pictures
• "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
• Take for granted
• Take it or leave it
• take into account
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Please take a number
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• take the cake
• take a dive
• Take Her in Your Arms
• What Think You I Take my Pen in Hand?
• Double Take
• Take Me Down
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Take off, eh
• Take Back the Night
• Take Control
• Take Her up to Monto
• take ten
• take a whiz
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• I like to take up space
• It takes two crooks to strike an honest bargain
• I'll Take Manhattan
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• spit take
• what it takes to be a fool
• take the wind out of one's sails
• Take Five
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Take a moment to remember where you are
• Take This, Brother, May It Serve You Well
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• This could take all night
• take it outside
• Take Back Vermont
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
• take a stab at it
• The Asian plot to take over North America
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Take only photos, leave only footprints
• I take myself dancing
• You take up too much space
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Take it to usenet, kids
• it's good not to take a stand
• how to take apart an orange pip
• It's time to take the penny out of circulation
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• You Can't Take It with You
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
• Take one for the team
• I'll take the red pill
• It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Take the "A" Train
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Take On Me
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• take the loss
• You pays your nickel and you takes your chances
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I'll take my half whole
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• The right way to take a bath
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• Time to take the plunge
• take a slash
• take the red pill
• Taking a multiple choice test
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Is to Leave All, and Take the Thread of Love
• How to Take Group Photos of Children
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• How to take a punch
• take two and dance
• The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• Take life by the hand
• You must reboot your computer for the changes to take effect
• Teenagers, take off your clothes
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Take a moment to forget everything
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Take the world by storm
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• Seventeen Hours of MTV's Take a Stand Against Discrimination
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• The Winner Takes It All
• make it take it
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• An artist takes a yellow spot and makes it into the sun
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• take the fifth
• Take Your Partner by the Hand
• Taking over the world using cows
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• Take it from me
• Take Me As I Am
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• I Will Take You Home
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• Take me from home

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