Findings:

• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• What have you been smoking?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• He's been places they have not.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I love you but I have to let you go
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• It's been lovely
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Movies that should have been books first
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• What Might Have Been
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• but it's been promised to another
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I could have been Canadian
• The way things have always been done
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• i have been burning for so long
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I could have been one of a two
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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