supernoodles

A British noodle-based snack, manufactured by Batchelors, made by heating the noodles in a half-pint of boiling water. It should be noted that although many of the flavours are meat-based, every flavour is suitable for vegetarians.

Has particularly amusing TV adverts. "Batchelors ordinary noodles? Oh no, my friend."

The latest supernoodles commercial has surpassed even previous standards of tasteless hilarity.

Open with long shot of lavatory shown through open bathroom door at the end of corridor.
Cue music - Johnny Cash's rendition of Ring of Fire

Hold shot for thirty seconds while chorus plays

"I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burn, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

Caption: "New Vindaloo supernoodles. You have been warned".

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