Imagine this. You're walking or biking down a sidewalk. There's lizards on one side of the sidewalk. As you walk or ride down, the lizards run under your feet or bicycle wheels and become smashed lizard pie. This happens to me so frequently. You'd think Darwinism would rid the world of these stupid creatures, but they just keep coming!! Brown Anoles are the most common type of lizard this seems to happen to, at least for me.

I remember the first time it happened. I was riding down a sidewalk, there must have been a dozen lizards.. They all ran under my bike as I went by.. I ran over at least half of them. In fact, I wouldn't have known if not for the cruncy noises and my dirty bicycle tires afterwards. It was disgusting, but hey.. natural selection at work!

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