Findings:

• You never can tell
• they never found the body
• Seven words you can never say on television
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• you never can tell with bees
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• I never bend what I can break
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• just because they never bothered to really do
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• we can give up, but the world never will
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• You can never really escape the fire
• You can never go home again
• you can never quarantine the past
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• They say it's never too late
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• I never tried to reach your Eden
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• no, it's your fate to never reach that understanding
• You can never get away from yourself
• Things never were what they used to be
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• Hurtling towards the conclusion at breakneck speeds
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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