Findings:
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Why old people piss me off
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- Let me set the record straight
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Carry Me back to Old Virginny
- What Me Worry (user)
- -Me- (user)
- me
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- love me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It's not you, it's me
- Quincy, M.E.
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Trust me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Zap me
- Drug Me
- Why Not Me?
- Timor mortis conturbat me
- What an artist the world is losing in me!
- Drink Me
- Eat Me
- Please Please Me
- Come to Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- Don't stand so close to me
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- England Made Me
- The shape of me and other stuff
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Big Me
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- why me?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Roger and Me
- they're all the same except for me
- Are you hitting on me?
- Let Me Entertain You
- Tell me a story about trains
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- I and me
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Mes-
- Just call me fluffy
- Speak To Me
- You remind me of the Babe
- Not me
- You're not the boss of me
- Below me
- Peel me a grape
- Roll With Me, Henry
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Someone please kill me
- Pardon me
- Better him than me
- I vs. me
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- Eating in the morning makes me sick
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- away from me
- Farm auctions rip me in half
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Gag me with a spoon
- Tell me a story about elephants
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Society made me what I am
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Please help me!
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- What makes me beautiful
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Me So Horny
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- The Statue Got Me High
- Feigning smiles for me
- Fly Me to the Moon
- Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
- Nothing can stop me now
- stop picking on me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Commercials depress me
- Know me better, and love me better
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Windows ME
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Stay here with me
- Follow Me 'Ome
- You like me, you really like me!
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Your secret's safe with me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- She approached me with some vague line
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Me Imperturbe
- That's me inside your head
- GP, are you with me?
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