The world is full of sticky
, bodily secretions
. A sticky idiot
is a person whose intelligence
is below the minimum level needed to successfully navigate among these substances (the sticky threshold
). Consequently they are always sticky from their most recent accident
. Sticky idiots are typically covered with random garbage that gets stuck to them as they wander around: newspaper
, curious insect
s, unlucky traveler
s. When the rate at which a sticky idiot picks up material exceeds the rate at which it naturally sheds, a sticky idiot snowball
results. A sad sight, blindly wandering the streets, moaning incoherently (sticky idiots are not typically capable of language), helplessly bumping into freshly painted wall
s and vats of molasses
. Eventually its weight forces the snowball to come to rest. The final result is a sticky idiot mountain
, melancholy monument to an abysmal intellect.
Also, the term is useful to reproach someone for having spilled juice all over the front of their shirt. Or just as a general-purpose insult, to tell someone, "You’re not just stupid, you’re below the sticky threshold!"