The Minnesota state fair is a pretty big thing around here, though contrary to what Modnar
said, I haven't seen everything
there, or everything's brother, on a stick or not. I have seen Alligator on a stick
, Internet on a stick
(A jewel case
with a tongue-depressor
glued to the back), Pork-chop on a stick
, the best damn grilled corn I've ever had, concerts every night in the Grandstand
, as well as several concerts per day at each bandshell, and lots of teenagers.
A favorite tradition I've had with some friends, is we go to a cookie booth (I can't remember the name of it, but it's right by the 92.5 KQRS booth, and buy a bucket of cookies, then go over to the milk booth and buy a cup for $0.25 for unlimited refills of the coldest, tastiest milk and warm, soft cookies you can imagine. (At least they taste this good after eating grease on a stick all day, walking around hog and cow barns and machinery hill, a godsend to manhood! Not really, but it's fun to wander and pretend I'm 10 again and climb on tractors and look at all the concept cars that each manufacturer has coming out next year. (There's essentially a small car show on machinery hill between all the local dealers.)
As far as animals go, I'ver never been a huge fan of them as the fair is held in late August, and it's usually very warm and humid. Combine that with large, mostly enclosed barns full of animals and their excrement, and you get some *ahem* shall we say, lovely, aromas. But if you do see the animals, head to the pig barn to see the (if I remember right) world's largest pig. This pig is over 1000 lbs from what I can remember, and the pig has balls bigger than most people's head. As sick as that sounds, it is no joke!
The state fair is a good time for all, with plenty of activities, more thrill rides every year (like an ejection seat, giant swing, and the midway rides. The fairgrounds are located adjacent to the University of Minnesota, Saint Paul campus on Como Avenue and Snelling Avenue. It runs from the second to last Thursday (usually) in August, through Labor Day weekend, and entrance is around $5 for adults, with shuttle busses going to many different malls in the area, saving money on parking, and time getting in and out of lots.