Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "standing outside my door and making more noise than an air-raid siren, despite the fact that her food and water dishes are both full, and her litterbox clean, and really, what else does a cat need?"

• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• Tiny snow noises and her footsteps
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• Making her presence known (part 2)
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• And I need you more than want you
• the reassuring solidity of the door frame against her spine
• Jacqueline and Her Cat
• Making her presence known (Part 3)
• Making her presence known
• her kitty cat (user)
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• standing off to the side of the lobby, watching the hostess adjust her hair
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Does Thailand need more dams?
• Television does more than rot your brain
• making certain he was touching her
• To Her Door
• Helping people cheat
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• I need a more beautiful distraction than this
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• when still her eyes held water
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• So her hat does not blow away
• What Everything does better than anything else
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• I wonder sometimes if it is milk in her hair, full of sweetness,
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Her dreams involve a backstroke and a full moon
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• how to unlatch a door chain from outside
• Her Majesty
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Clean food with no poop
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't think of her
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• hers
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• My love in her attire doth show her wit
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• her arms around me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Written with a Diamond on her Window at Woodstock
• Clean Water Act
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The fact that your band is "politically aware" does not cause it to cease sucking
• Does a story need a conflict?
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• The air full of ice and electricity, and then the sky went green and the air raid sirens went off
• The Ground Beneath Her Feet
• We need to classify the working classes as food animals
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The Lark Burying Her Father
• Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
• I daydream of her
• If You Followed Her Gaze
• Her back
• I never saw her again
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• Meant For Her
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• right under her surface
• I don't want to see her
• A woman and her Cock
• I can see her face
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Does America Need a Foreign Policy?
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• water does not expand when it freezes
• Why does God need an Army?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Travel 102 - Food & Water on the Plane
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Elf needs food badly
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• her
• Rosy Palm and her five daughters
• no more bitter. i am full.
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• The Bitch and Her Whelps
• Her Royal Highness
• Take Her in Your Arms
• Her Handwriting
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• Written in her French Psalter
• Ribbed for her pleasure
• The Author to Her Book
• His 'N' Hers
• putting on her makeup
• Take Her up to Monto
• Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
• The Woman and Her Hen
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• the small of her back
• Lady Daibu And Her Lover
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• cat food
• What do I call her?
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• The woman with her legs apart
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• I think I've forgiven her
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• Mr. Clean? Too empathetic. We need a bomb.
• Clean Water Action
• Feeling sorry for the last bit of food left in the dish
• What does God need with a starship?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• she does not know how much I need this
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• right outside the front door, where in January snowdrops will bloom
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• The Full Facts book of Cold Reading
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• Articles that need to differentiate between fact and fiction
• Are we better than everything else?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I think of Marriage as a Feast Table full of various Foods
• no more stupid, i am full
• Do Her
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• Herr
• On Her Majesty's Secret Service
• Her braid; I obeyed
• Food, shelter and a broadband connection
• Does marijuana make you more creative?
• a total loss of control over her life
• her lips on mine
• The Lark and Her Young Ones
• The Milk-Woman and Her Pail
• I do not see her
• Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition

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