Ahem, Pinched from AHBOU
, but it's a serious topic:
Here's a quick guide for all you single people out there, who
have a place of their own, or share with a flat mate.
Food Spoilage Test
FINALLY, a way to know what to throw-out and what to save!
THE GAG TEST
Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what
you cooked for yourself last night).
When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is
probably past its prime.
is spoiled when it starts to look like yoghurt
when it starts to look like Cottage cheese
. Cottage cheese
when it starts to look like regular cheese
. Regular cheese
but spoiled milk
anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is
already. Cheddar cheese
is spoiled when you think it is blue cheese
but you realise you've never purchased
If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is
Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting
problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled - (or
wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife
This is NOT a marketing ploy
to encourage you to throw away
perfectly good food
so that you'll spend more on groceries.
Perhaps you'd benefit by having a calendar
in your kitchen.
If opening the refrigerator
door causes stray animals from a
three-block radius to congregate
outside your house
, the meat is
and Poppy seeds
are the only officially acceptable
" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread.
Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are a good
indication that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical
Flour is spoiled when it wiggle
It never spoils.
It is generally a good rule of thumb that cereal should be discarded
when it is two years or longer beyond the expiration date
Bibb lettuce is spoiled when you can't get it off the bottom of the
. Romaine lettuce is spoiled when it
Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball
should be disposed of. Carefully.
A carrot that you can tie a clove hitch
in is not fresh.
Raisins should not be harder than your teeth
Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy
If you can take it out of its container
it on the floor,
it has gone bad.
Putting empty containers back into the refrigerator is an old trick,
but it only works if you live with someone or have a maid.
You know it is well beyond prime when you're tempted to discard
along with the food. Generally speaking, Tupperware
containers should not burp when you open them.
Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a
. Keep a hamster in or nearby your refrigerator to gauge this.