Findings:

• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• Everything will be alright
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I fear I will be nothing
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• The revolution will not be televised
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I will always be weird inside
• There will be time
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• There Will Be Blood
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• It will be good when I am leader
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I will be silent as I wait
• Squids will be Squids
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I will be your young sinner
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The next life will be better
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There will never be another you
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Marks which will never be broken
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Soon to be off the air
• I will be light
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• They will not be named!
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It will never be just you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• This love will be your downfall.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• there will be a last
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• You never think it will be the ducks
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I cease to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The end will be a sellout
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• node that will be my legacy
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There will be no more stories to read
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will always be in the details
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• On the comet there will be much pie
• all the cute guys will be there
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Someday, I will be strong
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Even the dead will not be safe

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