Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "someone told you that people will like you better if you're always happy"

• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• you think I am shouting but I am always like this
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Men did not always like large breasts
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• I will always be weird inside
• People Like Us
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• he's like someone living in a dream
• Last year was always better
• The bomber will always get through
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• I will not spend my life like this
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• It will get better
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• like you're blind but still can see
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• You people will trash anything.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Happy Songs for Happy People
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• The People's Will
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Indigenous people are better than you
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The next life will be better
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• what desire will make foolish people do
• and the people look like flowers at last
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• I remember, I always will
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Treatment of corporations
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• better than a living will
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• worse things have happened to better people
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• I will always be in the details
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• With him it was always like
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I Will Wait For You Always
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• People will steal anything
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• You're always welcome at our house
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• stuff white people like
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• And you're always welcome at our house
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Japanese people like to play games
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• It's almost like you're real
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I like the curves far better
• Shiny Happy People
• I hope you're fucking happy
• insulting people you like
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• You're like a brother to me
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Never look like you're staring

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