Findings:

• improve
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Someone else's toilet
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• How to interview someone
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• losing someone
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Enquire within upon everything
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Upon a Dead Man's Head
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• New Business: Firing Someone
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• seeing someone
• the sound of someone typing
• It Came upon the Midnight Clear
• An epiphany on the power society bestows upon money
• Fear and Trembling: A Panegyric Upon Abraham
• Upon the hills where day was done
• thousands upon thousands, graceless
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• How to pack someone out of your life
• and the voice of someone now mute
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• The Thistles upon the Grave
• Starfire Burning Upon the Ice Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule
• The False Knight Upon The Road
• Invisible Momentum upon a Point of Lost Control
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Once upon a time
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Thoughts Upon Submissions (e2poll)
• Once upon a time. . .
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• Sleeping with someone
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• A Fire Upon the Deep
• Upon Julia's Voice
• Once upon a starry,
• My blood is a sermon that burns upon contact
• Tears of Julius Caesar upon receipt of the pickled head of Pompey the Great
• someone else's hand
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Invite someone dangerous to tea.
• Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
• things upon which I spilled milk tonight
• How to improve your orgasms
• You are no longer someone's first
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• someone??? (user)
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• A Lecture Upon the Shadow
• Fate spits upon my Muse
• lines written upon seeing Albuquerque on COPS again
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• You can't make someone love you
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Eye contact at a distance
• How to tackle someone
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Change Upon Change
• Upon Time and Eternity
• Upon the Circumcision
• A knock there was upon the door
• ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• The silence after someone leaves
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Lying Here Upon the Floor
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• The Indian Upon God
• Lt x tends to infinity {x}In(x^n) whole upon x
• Websites that can improve your writeups
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• someone (user)
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• What was stolen by someone else
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• As though a window gave upon the sylvan scene
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• Upon my arrival in a foreign country
• Discourses upon Trade
• Once upon a time in Little Pandemonium
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• A sonnet upon the pitiful burning of the Globe Playhouse in London
• Upon a Virgin Kissing a Rose
• A rose in candlelight, her curves dance upon the wall
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• someone to love
• How to declare someone dead
• How to tell if someone loves you
• I want someone to read between my lines
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• There Must Be Someone
• Woodstock (the film)
• Come and see my shining palace built upon the sand!
• American Football (A Reflection upon the Gulf War)
• once upon a time in Lamu
• How to improve your break shot
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Meet someone
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Upon
• Once Upon a Time in the West
• Waiters who judge you based upon what you order
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• How to hypnotize someone
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• A very mean bar trick
• Fighting someone else's battle
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• Upon Roses
• Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery
• Erected upon weakened ground, finally gave way
• In the House Upon the Dirt Between the Lake and the Woods
• Expecting Someone Taller
• For Someone
• You deserve someone special in your life
• when someone you disliked dies
• How to speak to someone in a noisy room
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker

If you Log in you could create a "someone to improve upon" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.