Findings:

• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm going to be a Dad
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm Going Home
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm not what you think
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• My cats think I'm a God
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Tell Me What You Think
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• So you think you're on a roll?
• I'm Going Crazy
• Collision avoidance technique
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Isn't it pretty to think so.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to kill you
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm so tough
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Being a dickhead
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• They think I'm a god
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm so sorry
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• the pull is so strong, we think we're moving forward
• Rights for bigots
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Going against the grain
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• going to the dogs
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• this is going to hurt a little
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Thumbs Up going down
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• Good Thing Going
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Going to spend a penny
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Going Public
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear

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