Findings:
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- When did the World get so old?
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- You make it so hard to hate
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- at once so warm and so insignificant.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- playing hard to get
- So bashful when I spied her
- and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- Good help is so hard to find
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- When I get like this
- Things to do when technology gets here
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- Stoned music memories
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- American girls are all so easy
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'll get there when I get there
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- When I get mad I throw harder
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- We get too tense when we drive
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Her hair, tangled
- i've worked very hard to become so
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Where did you get that hat?
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- Get on the Bus
- Get off the nut
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- get to the point
- Get rich quick
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- Getting rid of start menu items
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- The Get Along Gang
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- The Public Wants What The Public Gets
- Get a life!
- get mine
- How to crack root and not get caught
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- How to get your stuff voted up
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Get your bender on
- Get your filthy hands off my desert
- get a clue
- An angel gets its wings
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- How to get rid of a cold
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Get off the shed
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- The Get Up Kids
- get right down to it
- Get a communications degree and we'll talk
- Birthdays get less significant as you get older
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Get Carter
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- You get the idea
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Craving a smoke
- Get it up
- Get hours
- Get under the bed
- Get out the crying towel
- Get off the gun
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- get off
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- good reasons to get an education
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- Get a real computer!
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