Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• there’s no substitute for friends
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I have no memory of my Mother
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I have lots of gay friends
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have no complaint
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I smile just because you exist
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I have no output and I must scream
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• No hair = No friends
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• You smile upon your friend to-day
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Californians have no soul
• Kids have no concept of time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have a friend
• You have no power over me
• They have no bones.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• We Have No Moat
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• because I have given up any care
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• No, we're not friends.
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• The pretty girl has no friends
• There is no friend anywhere
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• I have no hair
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I have no faith in your God
• Atheists have no support group
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Computers have no sense of time
• Words Have No Meaning
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Where the streets have no name
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Our calendars have no meaning
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no money and I must pay
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Heart, have no pity
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I married him because he was not mean
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• many smiles hide turmoil inside
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.

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