Findings:

• Half-sour pickle
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Old man who lived by the crick
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• the time I felt like a real man
• Never look like you're staring
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Who gets to decide?
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• Blue smells like fresh
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Literate resentment smells like Lemon soap
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The House Smelled Like Blueberry Pie
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• You'll never get away with this!
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• I never get mail
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Anger, shaped like a man
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Smells Like Teen Spirit
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Smells like a bowling alley
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• A man, like a twig
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Why women like the smell of men
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• The Room Always Smells Like Refried Beans
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• She Liked Horses, and Flowers That Smell Pink
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• I hope I get old before I die.
• How to get dressed if you are a man
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• We get tangled up like wires
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• When did the World get so old?
• I hope I die before I get old
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• food fight
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• What does your hometown smell like?
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Take it like a man
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Anarchy is like, bogus, man
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• How to crack root and not get caught
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I do not like the radio man.
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• love like you've never been hurt
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• A Man Like Putin
• Smells like Children
• I never thought it would be like this
• The smoke plume smells like baking cookies!
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game

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