Findings:

• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• because i am scared of pain
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• So you want to be a waitress
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• So mote it be
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I am scared
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• So you want to be a star?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• Shouldn't You Be in School?
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• i am so random (user)
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am so an American
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I am blind when I want to be
• It will be good when I am leader
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I am so fucking happy
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You're too young to be so old
• so be it
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• not as funny as it used to be
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• What it's like to be in love
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• You could be so delicious
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• So you want to be evil
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• How To Be Funny
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• So you want to be a DJ?
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• So you want to be a composer
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If you would be so kind
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It's so cool to be denied
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Insulting softlinks
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• I am still so lost, I am
• am
• .am
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am an American mutt

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