Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "should have known they'd get another son if they named their daughter such a girly name"

• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• my religion doesn't have a name
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Names I have acquired over the years
• may their names be sung forever
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Names have been changed
• And I don't even know their names
• Things techies should know about brand names
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• In the name of the Mother, and of the Daughter, and of the Cursed Spirit
• Where the streets have no name
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• He Knows Not Their Names
• come name their bone dance
• Google and Oracle should switch names
• Addressing others by their user names
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• the least I should do is name the beast
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They will not be named!
• When things are known by a brand name
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• How to get a drink named after you
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Names have power
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Every mile the same, every town another name
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Polish political parties
• You don't have to remember my name
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Tools everyone should have
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• How long have you known?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• They must have faces
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Could have beens, should have beens
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• I want to have known
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They have no bones.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They could have saved Kevin
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Know your pets
• Knots I have known and loved
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You stole what they would have given you
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Fight Clubs I have known
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• My hands have lost their memory
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• I should have danced with you
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Son of Nature Trail to Hell: Another Appalachian E2 Gathering
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Movies that should have been books first
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• the dreams that should have died
• They have taken enough
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• i have to get out
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• and it is such a dangerous place to get comfortable
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• institutions have lives of their own
• Sally guests I have known
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Madmen have a world all their own
• People want what they cannot have
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They Have a Word for It
• consoles should have trackballs
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Dead people I have known
• Ghosts I have known
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging

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