Findings:

• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• I should be running in the sunshine
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• stupidity should be painful
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• It should not be this complicated
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Automobile tire pressure
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Why should we be moral?
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Children should be seen and not heard
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Farmers' Market
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• What is and what should never be
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You Should Be Sober
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How Should A Person Be?
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• This node should be filled with renga!
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• This node should be filled with waka!
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Should I be sorry?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I should be able to remember your face
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Should I be happy?
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Laundry should be free
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Food should not be luminous
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• why you should never be a referee
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Chalant should be a word!
• AI should be our top priority.
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• titles should be approached laterally
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Why you should not be mean
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• I almost had to wait
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• Best viewed with any browser
• any
• by any means necessary
• Unsafe At Any Speed
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• I'm not drinking any more
• On Any Sunday
• Any Mick'll Do
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle

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