Findings:

• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• I don't get many things right the first time
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The first time I flew
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Tips for first time flyers
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• A guide for the first time raver
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• my first time on roller blades
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Do it right the first time
• The first time I knew I was different
• Different reasons
• The first time I saw her
• first time caller longtime listener
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• her first time
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Everyone falls the first time
• the first time always sucks
• My first time in the executive M-noder washroom
• first time in NYC
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• the first time I saw my mother cry
• A first time for everything
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• How to get a first class seat in economy class
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• there's a first time for everything
• Hot pursuit
• FIRST STAR IN THE GAME OF LIFE: The Life & Times of Hockey Hero Larry Kwong
• First Times
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• our first time
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Tips for Reading James Joyce's Ulysses For the First Time
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• Always for the first time
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The first time
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• The Universe always gets the first move
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• First past the post
• The First Third
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• First person
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• First Foundation
• first lieutenant
• first down
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• First baseman
• America First
• first date
• First Manassas
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I first met you
• First World
• First kiss
• First node on everything
• Double first

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